HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
this boner is exhausting
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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