Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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