R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
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