he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
May the power of my ass compel you!!
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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