sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
