i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
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