How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
you guys were way drunker than both of me
I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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