Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
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