There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
Randomize
