Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
