There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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