Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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