yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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