i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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