Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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