remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
In America we eat man semen.
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
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