:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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