i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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