all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
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