yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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