i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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