So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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