On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
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