With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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