I wish i was in the wii world.
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
You pole danced in your parka.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
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