That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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