I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
Randomize
