Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
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