Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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