I must be too annoying 4 u.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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