i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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