yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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