Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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