and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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