As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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