Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
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