babies were throwing up all over the place
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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