my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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