He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Pants are for mortals
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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