like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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