i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
The Olympian is in my bed
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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