Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
Randomize
