We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. thatβs dedication
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
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