We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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