Sponge bath it is.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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