he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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