I want to make a zoo with you.
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
