of course. lets lasso hookers.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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