Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
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