3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
i would punch a child for taco bell
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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