Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
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