hdsncx Gizmo asnqw toilet blanasdi
ok, stay where you are, be there soon
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
Randomize
