Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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