I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
Randomize
