absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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