yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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