He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
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