I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
Randomize
